Part two of my next sidebar!
Hey. Hey. I purromised you and now here you are. - u 0
Thanks for all the feeling jams about senior hottie.
But now, part 1 of my / our wonderful humanstuck Johnkat AU
You feel his hand moving down your back. You moan at the gropes and the neck sucking he keeps doing to you. You lay there, in a dress with John Egbert touching you like you are perfect, sucking your neck and you try to remember how long you have loved him.
In 8th grade everything is weird. Of course you two never believed anyone, but you realized earlier. John asked you like always to be his ‘date’ to the school ‘dances’ that happened almost every month or two. As his best friend you never would tell him no.
Being the white haired, red eye albino isn’t easy but John never seemed to care. His uncaring of that really helped start your friendship too. He isn’t as short as you anymore but it isn’t that big of a deal.
You always told yourself you didn’t care when John started talking about girls. You never seemed to have wanted to be with one. But you always feel weird around John now, and sometimes other guys. But the worst part is that after the dance, John came home with you and when you two started changing into your pajamas, you look over to see john in only his boxers. You feel yourself go hard down there and you run to the bathroom before John can turn back around. The only word that goes through your mind right now is “Shit”
after the report card pick up john brings karkat some coffee because caseys favorite teacher is annoyed with all these damn parents and kids
john stop flirting with the teacher,buying him coffee and asking him to the movies on saturday
karkat stop giving in to the handsome idiot parent bringing you good coffee
we all know those mini couches
sorry, i failed
(i guess you know how did i inspire)
strip poker time! lalalala
i had a million annon asks,
and a million non annon asks.
for nsfw johnkat.
now you know my troll headcannon anatomy, also, that i SUCK at anatomy, and drawing, and self control and everything.
Karkat: should you be doing that
john: its ok she loves it watch
and then john slept on the couch for a month
lizzie egbert-vantas belongs to blueminuet
I’ll let you figure out the translations <3
I’m sorry this is the shittyest comic i’ve ever made but I had a really limited amount of time and I really wanted to keep my promise for french Johnkats.
i actually sat here for a minute and thought about if i should publish it or not
IM GOING TO LAY DOWN AND CRY
so this anon in OL’s askbox said how they would like to see a gang of tiny pantskats sexing up john
and im just like
wow….what would that even look like.
KARKAT: I WILL DEMONSTRATE TO YOU ONE OF THE GREAT ALTERIAN HOLIDAYS THAT WE ALL CHERISHED NO MATTER WHAT WE WERE ON THE SPECTRUM.
KARKAT: IT IS A HOLIDAY THAT I MAINLY CELEBRATED ALONE WITH CRABDAD SO ITS BEEN A COULPE OF SWEEPS SINCE IVE DONE IT BUT I THINK IVE FOUND A WAY TO DO IT HERE ON EARTH
JOHN: ok sounds pretty cool im up for it.
KARKAT: DAMN STRAIGHT YOU ARE.
JOHN:where do i come in at in this plan?
KARKAT:ITS A CELEBRATION LIKE I JUST SAID ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
KARKAT: ITS OK JUST LISTEN SO I CAN EXPLAIN-
JOHN: hold up is that the reason youre wearing my shirt? i thought we were go-
KARKAT: THAT CAN WAIT.
KARKAT: BASICALLY WE RIDE THIS AS A CELEBRATION OF THE REPLENISHMENT OF THE SOIL ON ALTERNIA
JOHN:im just as confused as the nest guy right now
KARKAT: IN EVERY REGION OF OUR PLANET THERE WHERE THE KINDS OF THINGS FILLED WITH WATER THAT WOULD SHOOT OUT THE ACCESS VAPORS FROM TREES AND PLANTS AFTER BEING COLLECTED FOR A MANY AMOUNT OF SWEEPS
KARKAT: MAINLY LOWBLOODS DID IT AS A SIGN OF LUCK AND WHATEVER ELSE REASON THEY DID
KARKAT:IT’D BE AROUND THAT TIME ON OUR PLANET RIGHT NOW
KARKAT:I DID A KICKASS JOB ON THIS AS A MAKE SHIFT
JOHN:and water hose and i dont even remember owning that many
KARKAT:JUST SHUT UP AND CLIMB IN
JOHN:im telling you it isnt going to work
KARKAT:OF COURSE IT WILL I HAD HELP FROM THE ONE STUBBORN LINT-EATING TROLL I FELT COULD BE USE FULL AROUND THIS TIME
stelera answered: People always draw John introducing Karkat to human holidays. How about Karkat introducing John to some Alternian holidays?
high school was full of retainers hair and puberty
it wasnt pretty at all
periodictablefromthedepths answered: school kids?