its a blog

so this anon in OL’s askbox said how they would like to see a gang of tiny pantskats sexing up john

and im just like

wow….what would that even look like.

OLDKAT:I JUST WANTED TO WALK IN THE PARK

OLDKAT:YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THEM

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Hahaahahaha?

angrydreamerprince answered: older johnkat like grandpa age

JOHN:it wasn’t that ba-

KARKAT: GET ME OUT OF THIS SEAT RIGHT NOW AND TAKE ME FUCK THE BACK HOME

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no but seriously that ride you cant even scream the air is literally sucked of of you its terrible 227 foot drop going 62 mph. a 45 second ride i thought i was gonna die.

tamagus answered your question: guys i wanna draw some johnkat any ideas? no…

They go to a theme park and Karkat is scared shitless of half the rides?? Yeah idk

ew wow hey take this chessy piece of shit

happy valentines day my johnkats

karkat in a skirt yay

comic thingy

[in my sketchbook i have all these little doodle comics but i cant use a scanner to save my life.]

coffee house AU:

aradia and karkat are great friends and like to meet up and go to their fav. coffee spot, when a new one opens up down the street they try that one. they go there and laugh and cit chat [one time aradia got hit on by sollux and eridan at the same time, she later got bot their numbers.] one day theres someone new at the counter and he has the must beautiful blue eyes and hid hair is messy and his smile is just, karkat falls head over heels. aradia makes fun of him constantly ans the shenanigans those to get into because of john.

it was raining and getting late, karkat had to call aradia to come pick him up but it’d take a while so he waited under their new favorite coffee spot’s umbrella thing because he thought they were closed. then the door opens and john goes out to him, gives him his jacket, and tells him to come inside. he was closing up shop and the last one there so he sits karkat down and makes him his favorite drink

Bonus:

sorry for my ooc karkat u-u.

In Which Saint Joy Writes for a Fellow Johnkateer

(*Gifts*)

(Again I just wow hrck fanart you are amazing and your soul is blessed forever)

(You deserve this fic)

(So)

(/Hard/)

[Under a read more because its long, BUT IF YOU ARE A JOHNKAT THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL FANFICTION HOMG]

i used google translate.

i read these fanfiction and it had a french speaking john and it was totes cute and just gave me the head canon of john speaking french ahhh<3

john asks karkat to ‘help’ him with his french class that he is passing with an A but karkat doesnt know that. he use this opportunity to confess?

thats not a fucking confession john no stop.

Edit:ok so its actually the first one by saint-joy, thanks for the correction orangelemonart, which is what this comic is based off of the second one is another french fanfic provided by johnkateer!

http://saint-joy.tumblr.com/post/36430286021/in-which-karkat-tutors-john-and-engages-in-a-vague

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/6376.html?thread=7791848

john want to be a smart little shit during sex and said ‘are you feeling it now mr.krabs?’ to karkat, so karkat cockblocks him for a month like no sex and he hides the lube and lotion and other stuff so john cant masturbate.he also wears sexy things or close to nothing to bed but wont let john touch him and teases him in different ways. on the 3rd day of the second month john just breaks down and starts singing ‘locked out of heaven’ to karkat because he want the D but he cant have it.

~~they have sex later that night.~~

whatever i thought this was fucking funny.

if you know the band on the shirt that john is wearing i’ll draw you like a great picture of whatever you want to prove my love to you.

thats more of an empty threat than a promise.

i dont do these caption right.

the fun things you can do with photoshop.

haha

this one goes out to all my johnkat hommies who make the awesome art and fanfictions and you know who you are [maybe you dont it’s 2 am im sorry]. i love being a shipper of this hammer and sickle thing we got going on, every time i click into this tag i get butterflies to see what has been added to it, to see everyone having a good time and enjoying time, sharing and giving different things that help show our love. man im terrible at this but lets keep on sailing, go out with a bang and party until the sun sets on homestuck.

again me and words are not in a relationship for a reason.

heres one with out all that shit on it:

ship on johnkat

ship on.

:B

imagineyuorotp:

Imagine Person A on the phone with their mother, and Person B is doing the pelvic thrust and moaning loudly in the background.

KARKAT: NO I DIDNT CALL YOU WHILE HAVING SEX, THATS JOHN MAKING STUP-

KARKAT:JOHN I WILL KICK YOU IN THE SHAME GLOBES STOP ACTING LIKE SUCH AN IMMATURE ASSHOLE

JOHN:but karkat! oh yes touch me there! mmmm more my karcougar!~ make me your love puppet!~ *ridiculous moaning noises*

KARKAT: IM NOT -line goes dead- HELLO?

KARKAT:CRABDAD?

hi johnkat tag

i’ll only be a moment!

im looking for an anon who was in this chat:

http://msparp.com/chat/9195585616be4475b89fb6307068698a

and they drew a picture but i cant get to it?

maybe you track this tag i hope you do, i was the karkat.

yes ok bye <:]

CHRISTMASS EVE

KARKAT: FIRST OF ALL I DONT APPRECIATE YOU DOING THE WHOLE HIDE AND SEEK OH HEY LET KARKAT DO A MANHUNT FOR ME AND MAKE HIM BAKE ALL THE FUCKING COOKIES BECAUSE HE HAS THE SKILLS OF A FIVE STAR CULINARY CHEF. I BURNED ABOUT 2/3’S OF THEM SO THANKS

THEN YOU PUT THIS CARD ON THE COUNTER AND EXPECT ME TO ACTUALLY SAY ‘OH JOHN EGBERT NEEDS MY HELP LET ME DROP EVERYTHING IVE BEEN WORKING ON AND HELP THE LITTLE CUMGUZZLER BECAUSE WOW NOTHING IS AS IMPORTANT AS HIM’ THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS.